Imagine being the mayor of New York on 9/11 and completely squandering all that good will.

In response, Sean Hannity reminded viewers that the only reason Osama Bin Laden survived the 9/11 attacks was that Giuliani rolled up his sleeves and punched him so hard he flew all the way back to Afghanistan and landed safely in a pile of harvested opium pods.

“Are you saying Boo, or Gui?”

Rudy is a total buffoon.

Yeah. I mean, I certainly don’t think a three-year-old in the bathtub is sexual but there are people who do, you know? It falls into a general category of oversharing to me. And it will be embarrassing for kids as they get older. Another of my classmates posted a lengthy story about his youngest son’s first poop in…

Some things just are not worth making a big deal over... Is it the smartest thing to do? No. Is it a big deal? No. There are a million other things available to criticize this idiot over.

Jeezus, that’s good mimicry. Like, A++ level stream-of-Trumpiness. How can you unhinge your mind like that, and is it hard to return to a linear timeline afterwards?

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

Is she actually this dillusional?

I disagree. She has no idea she is trash. They have no idea they are trash. They truly madly deeply from the bottom of their black rotting hearts believe that they are better than all of the rest of us combined.

While I agree with you, we are caught in a quandry..

Let me just keep throwing shit out there. Something’s gotta stick, right? Not all of my bullshit is bullshit, is it? It is? Dammit.

So, he’s saying “I’ll never ever use the NYT as a source because they reported the truth and made me look stupid!”?

I am never also going to be led astray by the mainstream media...

Here come the trained triggered Trumpsters that repeat whatever Cheeto Jesus says, CNN bad! Fake News! Secret Society. Memo. Hillary!

You mean the mainstream periodic table...

“The story wasn’t me mocking the Times for being dirty, filthy, sexy liars at all! The story was me telling you exactly what they said, so if I was wrong it means they were wrong! ‘Cause what they said in their taught, nasty reporting was confirmed, so that means they were telling big, rigid, throbbing lies! Wicked…

Hey Sean, it’s totally OK for you to not use anything as your source, ever again. Both those who love you and those who hate you would actually prefer it that way.

Sean Hannity if he was alive in 1941......