Never forget:

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

News of a man dying on a little league field was especially terrifying for Danny Almonte’s family.

So assuming Lebron sees this tape, we should expect to see Darius Borke, a mysterious mustachioed gentleman with flowing blonde locks, join the Cleveland Cavaliers?

Remember, you should not quit alcohol:

I’ll be shocked if Anderson plays again this post season. He’s been absolutely terrible when he’s been on the floor.

Legitimately ONLY Warriors fans think “Rockets without injured CP3" = “Warriors without injured Iguodala”.

I see we’re still giving the Rockets little to no credit. That’s cool.

Both teams are playing insanely high effort defense. That is why they aren’t scoring.

See right wingers, some immigrant Latin Americans even prevent theft.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

Maaan how many circles are you gonna twist yourself into to avoid saying “the Rockets are a really good team playing an incredibly smart strategy against a juggernaut.”

It doesn’t fit the model of the Warriors as the perfect team and doesn’t fit the narrative of invincibility, so no. Sportswriters will never stop clinging to it like a baby gorilla on it’s momma’s back.

This has been the most amusing use of the jetpack i’ve seen.

Watching Harden steal the ball from a lackadaisical KD, and later breaking Curry’s ankles in the paint, made it a game worth watching to the end. Curry had an awfully wide open shot at the buzzer and it wasn’t very close. Some of the GSW just seemed to get tired in the 4th, and they couldn’t dunk or hit a three or…

Yes, yes, but James Harden dunking Draymond Green back into his mother’s womb was fun as fucking hell for all basketball fans

Also, Harden was gassed. The man played arguably the best two-way half of his career in the first half of his game in order to bring them back from the early 12-0 hole. Just because his shot stopped falling in the 4th (same as, uh, Durant and Curry, this game) doesn’t mean that we should ignore the work he did prior…

The guy in the wheelchair can wait. He even has his own seat which makes it easier.