this fairly odd one where he just stood there in the center without picking a side in a way I’ve never seen

Grew up a town over from Friendswood. Can confirm everyone there sucks.

Dude, how do you not understand how people on the internet act by now? I saw the spoiler on the comments of a Texans instagram post about their draft pick. People post that shit every where. If you’re such a huge fan of the movie and care that much about it not being spoiled, then just stay off all social media for,…

Yeah, kind of agree. Everyone goes into the movie knowing someone is going to die and have their predictions of who it is. When it was “spoiled” for me on Twitter, my only thought was “I knew it!” and moved on. People just love to get their fuckin’ panties in a bunch. Get over it

EDIT: nope, nevermind.

I ate a serrano pepper on Sunday night and was miserable. So thanks for this article, because I now feel the biggest pussy on Earth.

Well, same. Touché

lmao WHAT? celebrated? it’s his job and it’s the playoffs

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

...clicks

How is “Youtube will always be my #1 passion” a real sentence? I just... what the fuck, man.

THE HECK DO YA MEAN?

He is really enjoyable in Mississippi Grind.

Maybe they should stop letting him out on bail? 

Don’t you mean “than San Antonio is brown”? Known way more for its hispanic culture.

Fuck this dude, man. Watching him during S3 was infuritating, with his constant “We don’t fucking need you! You’re fucking gone!” shit every 10 minutes.

Some 14 year old the other day told me he was going to “report me for voice chat” if I didn’t make the kill and grab his banner to go respawn him. So, I purposefully got killed. The kid screamed about how “trash” I was, told me he was reporting me and disconnected.

Agreed. People freaking the fuck out about the cost of something that you DO NOT have to buy always reminds me of that tyler the creator tweet about cyberbullying

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So good.