uhhhh hey lady its literally just a rainbow colored number on a jersey

I don’t understand this. The guy has a ridiculous handle, disgusting step back jumper and uses his absurd explosiveness to get to the rim. But that is somehow ugly basketball?

I think they will be fine. Moving Harden back to PG, Gordon into the starting 5 and Mbah a Moute back in the rotation should help keep things (relatively) stable. I am just praying that Anderson doesn’t see the floor.

this is a very good clint capela impersonation 

Here’s a tip: don’t give your kid your Paypal password or credit card information. Pretty fucking simple.

They are actually surprisingly not as rare as I thought they would be. I played maybe 10 games last night and got one in about half of those matches.

“And Curry himself, another third-quarter blitzkrieg notwithstanding, still seems somewhat less than fully himself, his motor sputtery and his activity generally low”

People actually jerk off at their work bathrooms??? This isnt the fucking Wolf of Wall Street. Do that shit before you go to work.

He somehow runs exactly the way i thought he would. What a fucking loser.

i heard Yanny this morning and i just listened again, now its Laurel. THIS IS WITCHCRAFT!

welp. glad i spent 500 v bucks on the “make it rain” emote last night...

while i agree that britt mchenry is an absolute turd of a human. does 63 retweets count as getting “ethered”?