machomanandysavage
Andy
machomanandysavage

They slurp to cool the noodles. It's as old a tradition as ramen. These people are just ignorant. 

Character says, in his own words “Don’t stand out.”. Gets called generic and bland...

The problem is that the internet gives everyone a platform. This is unnatural to our species as a large portion of us don't have anything of value to add to the given subject, but here they are. 

Beavis and Butthead was way ahead of it's time. It was a social commentary on what Boomers thought of Gen X. Sorry you didn't get it.

VR isn’t failing because of bad marketing or companies handling it wrong. Its failing because the tech isn’t there yet. People expect something too advanced. Current technology can’t do VR justice because it only tackles sight and sound, power requirements force players to remain stationary, and there is no tactile

*coughVRcough*

Dude, if this is scary to you life is going to steamroll you.

Squa continue down path of darkness.

Pyukumuku

This from a kid who refers to people as console peasants. Implying that owning a gaming PC is some sort 9f achievement. I refer to my earlier statement.

I dunno about this open world Zelda. I mean, Skyrim is cool and I loved the Witcher, but Zelda locations always had a lot of personality. I’m worried that the vastness of this new Hyrule will take away from that. I know we get our classic landmarks like Death Mountain and such. It just feels like it might be trying

I don’t love the suit, but I really can’t care about something trivial like that when the game looks the way it does. I’m excited!

This. It has adult Gotenks.

“Those gamers that are able to get the free games will be nullified”

Go shave your neck

Hey guys! Look! Another Overwatch article! How bout that?!

Kotaku is now Overwatch.com

This is the kind of childish bullshit that validates everyone who says video games aren’t art. The biggest problem with video games are “gamers”. “Nobody is allowed to dislike what I like!” It’s why we had gamergate, why devs like the folks who made Binding of Issac can’t stand their fanbase, and why people who don’t