Ahem.

We’ve been exposed to an increasingly right wing press blaming the effects of chronic lack of investment (not to mention ideological based political cuts) in schools healthcare and housing on immigration and europe. Thanks to the likes of the Express, the Sun and by far and away the Daily Mail, peddling such bullshit,…

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

I would have taken it down too. I’m is spelled with an apostrophe.

No matter how many times I see this, I laugh and laugh and laugh:

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Never to worry, you get enough bigoted right wing garbage spewed on your wall by the backward ass farts that make up 90% of Facebook users.

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!

That dog looks excited about his work today

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

He’s just confirming his love of Ween.

This is an excellent question. I’ve gathered a panel of experts on the female body to see if they can find out what exactly is going on with... all that:

I still prefer him for president over Clinton, but I can’t see her picking him as her running mate. Making him secretary of labor, on the other hand ...

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Thanks for reminding me of this gem:

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Because, as my puppy Coleman is eager to demonstrate, they're adorable.