The only lives that matter are fetuses.

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

A classic. Here it is for reference.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

“Oh snap”

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.

Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as…

Can I yell at her for voting for the Iraq war

Do the sorority houses have banners that say “We’re all on our periods” and “Our blow jobs will leave teeth marks on your dick!” as security measures?

Well, money = power, and Saudi Arabia = filthy rich.

Best way to fuck Saudi Arabia and these other countries is to use as little oil and gas as possible.