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“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

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No matter how many times I see this, I laugh and laugh and laugh:

That dog looks excited about his work today

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.

He’s just confirming his love of Ween.

This is an excellent question. I’ve gathered a panel of experts on the female body to see if they can find out what exactly is going on with... all that:

I still prefer him for president over Clinton, but I can’t see her picking him as her running mate. Making him secretary of labor, on the other hand ...

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

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And then Erin’s career at ESPN would be over, which is what she was trying to avoid in the first place.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

How badly do you have to treat the help in Qatar for Qatar to care?

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.