I would probably go Inscription as well.....this is not a “performance” wagon, so while the R-design looks great, I think the Inscription fits its character better...but that’s just me.

The embodiment of something my Dad told me when (as a new driver) I accused him of not trusting my driving:

See you in Vauxhalla!

The Quattro Concept. Oof.

90% of the emails I get with someone asking about negative equity have some FCA product involved.

I raise your shitty car with my rental, in hawaii, or a Jeep Patriot, in black, with the goddamned CVT.

Eh, I could deal with all that, plus I don’t drink, so beer pricing isn’t an issue.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Fucking eh, man. Fucking eh.

Rare Koenigsegg CCX for sale. Rebuilt title. No low ballers, I know what I have.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Are you sure that truck isn’t actually complicit in human trafficking? That Mustang probably smelled a crowd but couldn’t quite find them.

Kinda like this poor dog:

My final answer on this, after talking to my powertrain cooling friend Mitch, is that we use a heater core bypass valve, and send hot coolant to a water to coolant heat exchanger. We’ll need a small auxiliary pump to send the pool water through the HX, but there’s lots of heat going into coolant, so that’ll eventually…

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Huh. Didn’t know you owned a Ferrari.

Videos involving Russians and mother-in-laws usually end up on Pornhub.

A bullet would work better.

My 2000 Discovery II keeps me on the chase constantly (it’ll be perfect one day, you’ll see). It is reliable and has not left me anywhere or put me on the side of the road, but there is usually something dumb like a broken door lock actuator or non-working cruise control to deal with. Yesterday the A/C dripped water…

I think of them as boringish blue, slower silver, lane-hog gray, and can’t-find-the-accelerator green.

Solution: Welcome to Mazda; we don’t have a lot of money to develop radical stuff anymore but at least we try to make things fun.