If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

These guys will do ANYTHING to be the victims. Women/black people/lgbt+ people/non-Christians are all simultaneously inferior to them and also controlling everything to bring down straight, white, Christian men. The only conspiracy I have seen that addresses this is the one where it’s the Jews controlling the…

The first Chinese emperor drank mercury to achieve immortality. His tomb is very impressive.

Please tell me you didn’t pay $23 for those euphorium health waves.

No. Homeopathy deserves to be shit on.