It looks like an electric beard trimmer. Only even, slightly grayed sideburns allowed I imagine.

80% of the time a convertible is a 100% CP.

Love the write-up; picks and real world costs.

Shrewd - the headlines will read “Dan Snyder has a SevereButthole problem.”

He was going to challenge the shuttle to an arm wrestling match.

These are the best thing going for football right now.

Fwiw, Adam Elmahrek is one of the prime reporters digging stuff up in Anaheim. His Twitter handle is @adamelmahrek

All I see is mustache and sneer.

Some serious Olds Firenza / Pontiac vibes from the colored image. I think we could use more asymmetry these days, tbh.

Whaat? That thing is ugly. Looks like they left a block of Velveeta out in the sun too long.

That’s a shame he/she’s in the bottom 2% of car maintenance.

Any idea what the canard under the A pillar is? Thought it was a nameplate but it looks like it protrudes.

This! Would love to read this!

King of Spades is my jam!

And that is tomorrow’s reaction .gif, today.

But you could bring along all your friends, a beer fridge, BBQ, propane, old sofa, and enough potato salad to get the timer to look the other way..

What’s an ECU?

‘but an interesting one!

Now both have hours of homework every night.

Is this true? Flats happen less now?- than when? Fascinating - never considered it before.