Her response is probably gonna be better than that of at least 90% of the Bravo cast on air currently, were the same question posed to them

i recommend waxing over trimming, though arguably more unpleasant

Daily Metamucil and once weekly colon cleanse.

The law of preservation of momentum is violated in that gif

You sure that's a taco shop? I haven't so many muffin tops outside a 24h dunkin donuts.

Again, he said 200K, but truth is 122K

quit, you kids. Good joke though

That's more like nantucket red, or even terra cotta than salmon. Salmon is a sharper hue. I don't think it's a gay color per se.

I'm allergic to fresh peaches, but not canned ones. Will they substitute?

None of these comments answered the central question: what does black hair feel like to touch??

Is your music available on iTunes ? who would you like to collaborate with, other than whoever you snitched to ?

Is this like a fancified poster of sort?

The Gronk vs The Birdman. That, I pay money to see.

You're simply describing ways to separate NY area Jews from the rest of the world.

Never had these... is the flavor correlated to a certain fruit taste? E.g. Orange=orange, red=strawberry, acid green=lime, neon green=avocado, etc.?

God forbid one should expect a good result without putting in some work.

"What da... motherfo?!"

Cutting one jugular vein is not really a life threatening emergency. Not unless the person is on blood thinner or has a severe coagulopathy.

I thought they're still talking about that poor monkey.

There's only one place to find out, and it's not by looking at his face.