Daily Metamucil and once weekly colon cleanse.

The law of preservation of momentum is violated in that gif

You sure that's a taco shop? I haven't so many muffin tops outside a 24h dunkin donuts.

quit, you kids. Good joke though

That's more like nantucket red, or even terra cotta than salmon. Salmon is a sharper hue. I don't think it's a gay color per se.

I'm allergic to fresh peaches, but not canned ones. Will they substitute?

None of these comments answered the central question: what does black hair feel like to touch??

Is your music available on iTunes ? who would you like to collaborate with, other than whoever you snitched to ?

Is this like a fancified poster of sort?

The Gronk vs The Birdman. That, I pay money to see.

You're simply describing ways to separate NY area Jews from the rest of the world.

Never had these... is the flavor correlated to a certain fruit taste? E.g. Orange=orange, red=strawberry, acid green=lime, neon green=avocado, etc.?

God forbid one should expect a good result without putting in some work.

"What da... motherfo?!"

Cutting one jugular vein is not really a life threatening emergency. Not unless the person is on blood thinner or has a severe coagulopathy.

I thought they're still talking about that poor monkey.

There's only one place to find out, and it's not by looking at his face.

Same look can be seen cast at the old lady at my gym who wears an 80's style pink lyotard aerobic suit doing curls with 1lb weights.

I'll hit that, he's cute. Any naked pics soon?

I am looking for those highly objective numbers you are no doubt basing your assertion on. Still looking....