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How many nannies does she need?

One way ticket to Tokyo.

Alright, you can totally absolutely get herspes on your finger (it's called whitlow) or your mouth, especially if you have contact with an outbreak area. There might or might not be vesicles.

href="#c6625456">bowleserised:Breastfeeding is also a natural contraception. Anyhoo, I'm not sure everyone is so capable of deriving pleasure from pain. It's said giving birth feels like pulling your cervix over your head while frog leaping... that's enough work already without trying to have an orgasm too.@

he's absorbing the new's that he's offered Robin in the next Batman movie.

Once again, don't recognize/know any of these people, even with names in the caption. So very little to work with here. Especially, who's that wearing an apron backwards ?

Our dad used to be SO rude to waitors at restaurants.... the fancier the place, the ruder he'll be. We're always mortified when he lost his patience with slow service, wrong food, etc.

Mabye it's time to start a new Dirt Bag article.... my scroll bar is now at minimal.

Who are these people? Do they all shop at H&M?

I'm a gay man and I love MMF porn.

Finally saw the whole ep in one go. "Leaking canoe" -> STD. Girls who like lesbo porn -> latent lesb or bi. Girl who gave mother's BF syphilis should come clean to her mother because she should kick him out and call the police if said girl is underage.

Goddamn Youtube mid-day traffic.

Damn, she got thick quick. Wasn't she so hot and thin like a month ago?

I disagree w/ title. He's redneck hot. Let me lick the grime and sweat off his nape.

They're such a sweet couple. I think TR is the butch top, but they flip once in a while. They also look like brothers, so added fantasy bonus there.

The guy in the left lower corner and the guy behind KL in the middle: priceless.

20 years for pot seems a lot. I hope her "employers" paid her well and in advance. Indonesia doesn't mess around.

All right I youtubed him. Ehh, no interest.@xoxoGG: I confess I only watch movie channels.

I'm been wondering about those bermudas. My uncle Murray wears the same shorts to the club in West Palm. And her support pantyhose's showing.

Is Chuck Bass the actor's name or the character's name? I made a vow not to sink to the levels of watching teenage TV drama when real TV shit's on at night. But still he looks like a big douchebag.