“Save the Planet, Eat the Children Rich.”

Really, if I’ve learned anything from Trump bribing foreign leaders to help his campaign by smearing his opponents, it’s that HILLARY CLINTON IS CORRUPT.

Yes this is proof of full exoneration and every Republican politician is going to ignore the mountains of evidence (including Trump blurting out during a press conference that he wants help from Ukraine and China) and latch on to the one paragraph where the ambassador says EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE WRONG…

Bill Taylor: “I think it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign.”

I like that he almost immediately follows it up with a "please stop writing this shit down in texts." 

I know it was the Senate, but anytime those GOP morons complain about rules and procedures, I just wish Schiff and Pelosi would be like, “Merrick Garland,” and move on.  Anytime any Republican Congressperson wants to talk about norms, and civility, and procedure, my refrain would always just be, “Merrick Garland.” 

“Trump’s well-documented affairs didn’t happen,, but if they did, it’s fine! It’s only bad when a woman does it, even though I claim she has less self-control because of her hormones!”

Oversight ranking member Jim Jordan

If she truly felt sorry she would have plead guilty and we wouldn’t have had to endure this trial. She’s only feeling “sorry” now that she lost her case.

GOP operatives caught on tape detailing exactly how they steal democracy and it doesn’t even warrant a clickable headline. 

What this should be: One of the biggest political stories in years, dissected constantly by the 24-hour news media, driving disgust with the GOP and outraged calls for investigations and for change.

And even worse is that the fact he is one of the few people to ever be President of the United States can never be UNDONE.

2 1/2 years in and it still boggles my mind every fucking day.

“Impeachment should be reserved for violent felonies and lying about oral sex”

They stopped at a US taxpayer funded resort in Hermosillo to fill out applications for welfare checks and free healthcare so everything is in place when they arrive in Texas and get to rapin’ and pillagin’. A select few ‘nasty’ ones were also chosen to join MS-13 and will later be shuttled to midwestern cities by Beto…

The big, beautiful, thirty foot tall, unscalable, concrete wall that Trump totally fulfilled his promise to build and Mexico gladly paid for put a stop to that!

that reminds me, where is that caravan I was assured was going to rape and kill every trump supporter’s family by the end of 2018. fuckers are taking a while to get here.

My sympathies go out to the members of the Five Eyes IC who had to indulge Barr in his nonsense. Our allies brought the USA evidence of an attack on our election by a hostile foreign nation. Now, the administration is siding with that hostile foreign nation and investigating our allies.