So President Stable Genius and First Lady Be Best have a 13 year old son at the White House...and they didn’t bring him to a World Series game?

Trump wasn’t the only boob at the game.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

Obviously Trump got confused and meant to attend the W Nationalists rally down the street.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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Rob a bank, get 30 years, steal money from thousands, get a month.

Faces 30 years in prison, so he’ll get 5 in a minimum security. I hate the US justice system. Steals millions and gets a million dollar fine and we rarely see white collar criminals get any serious punishment.

Some people are saying that Trump raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

I think this sums it up very well.

How is Gaetz supposed to be able to openly threaten witnesses on Twitter if he doesn’t know who they are?

Yep. The correct and proper response to this is “Go fuck yourself, Matt.”

I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

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Well, Pendley isn’t wrong about that area being overrun by morons with guns; it’s just that they’re already on our side of the wall and voting for Trump.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.