So President Stable Genius and First Lady Be Best have a 13 year old son at the White House...and they didn’t bring him to a World Series game?

Trump wasn’t the only boob at the game.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

Obviously Trump got confused and meant to attend the W Nationalists rally down the street.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

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MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

Joe West is a paragon of professional fitness.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

Juiced balls are Juiced, my man! I watched 3 seasons of Jorge Soler flailing around in the box, and that guy hit 48 this year after hitting 5-10-12-2-9 home runs in the 5 previous seasons. If you think Gardner’s 28 homers are somehow an uptick in his skill set and not outside factors, that’s on you.

That’s only because Girardi knows that the Yankees take their injured players out behind the bullpen and put them out of their misery.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

+1 unqualified trump appointee.