New headline idea: "For 1/4 of the Price of One of Tavarish's Bad Ideas, You Can Buy This Awesome Racing Car with Provenance"

Ok, I was trying to find one but I found this instead. It's too good to not share.

The most "80s" car advert? No. The best car advert from the 80s? Oh, yes.

I see your Ferrari and raise you an MP4/6. IMHO, the most beautiful F1 car of the '90s.

Citation needed!

On tonight's episode: James has a laugh, Richard has a giggle, and I get eaten by a pack of wild dogs.

How could one forget Mr. Beans Mini?

I was flabbergasted. I know as a customer, I'm not entitled to special treatment, but after a year solid of regular business, it was kind of offensive to not get a little perk in at least this situation.

The BMW Z8, a car so beautiful it is ridiculous. A car so beautiful it makes my head hurt. A design so timeless, I always turn my head whenever I see one. A car so rare that I have memoized all number plates of the ones that are in my area. And they built only 5,703 of it.

Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

"In order to establish that the men must also play on non-grass surfaces, in 2022 we will have the men play on sun-hardened sand moistened only by the blood of dead Bangladeshis."

Infiniti offers a great version of this under the name 'Midnight Garnet.' Subtle, but certainly not anonymous.

British racing green. Once a mainstay of sports cars and roadsters, it seems like a rich, darker green with that touch of blue and sometimes a nice metallic flake is gone. It can be understated with some classy alloys on a sedan, or gently touched with those sunshine yellow accents and wheels to just scream out that…

Every day in America thousands of old beater farm trucks suffer from cruelty and neglect. Thousands were rescued last year, but for thousands of others help came too late. Become an angel for helpless old beater farm trucks today.

Looks like this just got a lot more relevant:

Swiss huh?

Reminds me of this:

Gyan will feel silly when he learns that the reporter was merely stating that being shut out after such a tumultuous go at the World Cup really boo-urns him.