Does anyone remember the Wpix game. They would play an atari video game and a person would call in and say the word pix and the missile would fire or whatever. People would be just be saying pix as fast as they could over and over. I tried so many times to call in and be on that game,…

Someone’s floorpans are in for a world of hurt.

John Dodd’s “The Beast.” He made a car based off of a Capri chassis that was built around a 27-liter Rolls Royce Merlin aircraft engine.

Who do you think holds the current record for most girls kissed, and what’s their number?

I was there. The fan was arguing with his friend about a call that got overturned the previous week. He didn’t think his friend was qualified to weigh in on the subject, so he said, “Are you a ref, Eugene?” Unfortunately, he was in close proximity to the Sikh attorney when he said that.

In General, that poor guy is not having a Goodyear.

Oh, that was nothing compared to dusty rose.

Dan Gurney’s All American Racers

I want to buy this and put a fiberglass Fiero body panel kit on it

Food distribution excellence indeed!

whaaaaaaa?! no burnout-turned-curb-hopping-mustangs?!

It has to be the time the Cuban Guerrilla fighters kidnapped Fangio who was on his way to a show race in Havana.

Jesus Yamaha, isn’t it just a little bit shitty to have women wearing Yamalube 1/2 shirts?

Especially with your taxes.

Is Rahal not wearing arm restraints? I would think they’d be required.

Is there a Cadillac on the planet that isn’t missing the trim between the body and rear bumper?

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX

Really?? Who put the Pep Boys wing on the rear?