File under, will never happen.

Dr. Kambiz Youabian

Maybe Castro will kidnap him again to prevent the DNA test.

Now go up the Morton hill full blast without the chicane.

I’m fine with this if Jalopniks pay for changing all the signs.

I would add the 2000 race, when Audi blew everyone’s mind by changing their car’s entire rear-end assembly in a matter of minutes.

Isn’t it great what you can achieve when your country has horrible human rights and utilizes slave labor?

Needs moar active seat belts tearing your head off in a 1992 rental car when you open the door to see what side the gas cap is on while you are late for a flight at the airport.

Two posts within a half hour representing Minnesota. What’s up with that?

Didn’t it test positive for blood, mucus and other bodily fluids?

Yeah! Go Dale! You are the king of single file racing!

DAT SWINGER

Maldoderpo continues as well, unable to find the right grid spot.

always missing the wedding ring...

I see this as karmic retribution for not changing his given name to a proper spelling of Derek.

I hear they already have a suspect in custody:

I don't know why everyone is worried about stability when the damn thing will probably blow up its transmission within an hour of first use, like the race car version does.

Using the rear passenger seat-belt to hold a dragging muffler in place.

When they outlaw beating your girlfriend.... Oh, wait, they already did that.