I think Drew sneaks something like this into every mailbag just to make sure we’re paying attention.

“So what? Sleeping in a car is easy.”

Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

Annnnnnnd....

lol man Genie’s eyes were intense, who knew Canadians were made like that 

This is pretty gross and distasteful, but at the same time...

Even more shocking is that only 628.5 people live in banks county.

And most people pulled over won’t have the time/resources to sue. They’re counting on this.

“We addressed an issue that was brought to our attention immediately. In the profession of law enforcement, issues will arise in every agency due to an essence of individuals being imperfect. One officer’s actions does not reflect the agency as a whole.”

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

It’s the Stanley Cup Final, not Finals. Idiots.

“But then Kyrie Irving went on a tear—mounting an 11-2 run by himself.”

So, Matt Harvey got drunk playing golf and can’t work for three days because of it?

Perfectly encapsulating the 90's kid experience.

I wonder how black locker room dildos feel about playing in Boston.

A true six tool guy.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

His drug problems predate the NFL. Coke was his drug of choice in college.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.