Nope, no way to make birds racist.

Say what you will but they have a perfectly respectable 6 - 3 record in imaginary match ups with Alabama.

All Flo-bee commercials start with “Look, buddy. You’re a doughy mess. Is an expensive haircut really gonna get you laid? Of course not! So why not settle for the Flo-bee?”

Another off-target kick affects the Vikings adversely. Drew is gonna drink a lot tonight.

Yeah man, they’ve totally moved past it! They fired the football coach and the assistant to the traveling secretary in the athletic department. What more do you want from them!

Running to the defense of Tom Brady doesn’t count.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Recommended replacement:

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

“I just really wish folks would take time to really understand how it works,” ... He said before continuing ... “We are supposed to be able to do what we want, an y’all need to just shut up and take it.”

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

Fortunately, recent upgrades to Wazzu football facilities included an electrical closet large enough to hold more than one player.

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

Counterpoint: ROBERT GRIFFIN THE 3RD —> JOSH GORDON in 12 games, these 2 heroes are going to have 4000 yards. BOOM the scariest duo the sport has ever seen.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

But Dilfer though?