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I would warn the NFL of a potential suit, but after looking at that picture, Pellman clearly has no idea how to put a decent one together.

Glad Taillon is ok. So scary. He’s just laying there motionless and helpless. Could have been so much worse, ya know?

“If that baseball was instead a man, he’d be charged with attempted murder.”

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

It almost goes without saying that when you combine money and old dudes and a comic level of ignorance, it’s probably unrealistic to think that these kinds of things are never going to happen.

If only we had some sort of video technology that could tell us if the balls crossed the uprights. Hmm. Oh well.

Are you implying that Ballers was ever watchable in the first season?

Peanut shells... rose petals... what’s the difference, right?

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

“Nah, we’re good.”

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

If Pereira really cared, his handwritten note would have been in braille.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

The opening ceremonies are fixed. Everyone knows Greece always wins.

“Still pleaded for fewer fifths than I have.” - Vin Baker