Not 1, not 2, not 3 but a whole bunch of motherfuckers.

Has Draper been fired yet, or at least dick-and-ball punched on an hourly basis?

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

“Was it at a mirror?”

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Same age. You don’t remember OJ?

OJ chase, I was 10 and had no idea why the black guy from the Naked Gun movies was running from the cops

I ignore him all the time. He has Peter’s number.

it elicited a noise from the crowd that made it seem like everyone in attendance had simultaneously received a text message that read, “We need to talk about your browser history.”

In talks with Jesus, he was instructed to hand it off to Marshawn to ensure penetration in her endzone.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

How would a trundle bed have helped?

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

It’s shocking that “loyalty” turned out to be a one-way street here.

And many Mets fans made him feel at home.

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

Gotta do something to get those grades up for eligibility.

There was a great Penn Jillette rant a few months back about the words we use, basically centering around the use of the word “bitch” to describer Hillary Clinton and that it’s unfair to women. He admitted that “bitch” is wrong then talked about how good it is to just say “Hillary is an asshole.” Politics aside (feel…

Even if Family Guy and South Park are truly satire and mean no ill-will towards groups that they mock, their fans are boys and man-children and “they know not what it means”. But they aren’t. Parker and Stone and MacFarlane (not the only ones) are puerile cultural shitstains making a buck off their emotionally…