You ever take a shot to the junk? Last thing you want is anyone near you.

Man he really cold-cocked that thing

And bubble gum

Barry, not to nitpick but you could have just used this sentence like this:

I'm sure if Bama fans could read they wouldn't find anything wrong with this.

“I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

I came to post something funny, but you know what, enjoy it Cleveland. This is your night/week/summer.

I'd like more coverage of the Cardinals losses, personally

See also: Miko Grimes

The only reason Haslem got suspended for tossing his mouthpiece is because it was “towards Joey Crawford” not “struck Crawford in his smug face causing him to experience concussion-like symptoms.”

Idk, it's pretty clear that's what the Bears have been doing to Jay Cutler.

This guy’s got high hopes

Practice? We talkin’ bout practice?

And from brawling to buying you copious amounts of booze

How they think billionaires should pay for their own ?$&#%€ stadiums?

Your favorite team is playing a game that could result in a championship, and you decide to go watch an MLB team 9 games under .500 in one of the worst stadiums?

Wasn't the season over in Canada a month ago?

Well, he is seeking endorsement from an alleged sex offender. I'll let you decide...

Atl may be able to pull it off. They have approx 7 stadiums between the Braves and Falcons that were built in the last 25 years.

Looling at his splits/PRs vs the subject of the post is just mind-bending. Hoping Jeremy finishes strong!