I look forward to the year 2035, when the Braves decide they need a stadium closer to the city center, and the Rangers decide their retractable roof is garish and too costly to maintain.

Ah yes, because if one fanbase has gotten accustomed to a long tradition of winning, it's Mets fans...

No way, Jose.

I’ve been on Nexium for more than 10 years (when it was released over the counter in 20mg doses my wallet cried tears of joy). Anyway, over that time frame I’ve developed a number of fatty cists, despite being otherwise healthy (6'3", 200-215, runner), and have always wondered if Nexium was to blame. I’m not a medical…

I live in MN and have reminded a few people of that, esp since Rubio sat for a few years.

Gopher alum, here. I used to joke MN was above all of this shit since getting busted in the 90's which was why our teams are so lousy. But it turns we let the admins get away with whatever and don’t even ask them the decency to win while they’re hemorraging cash.

....says the guy whose number is retired by the Qingdao DoubleStar Eagles

That's a strong Acie Base

I do think there is a time and a place to bring up Duke LaCrosse as a solid example of letting the court system determine who is/isn’t guilty.

Co-sign.

Re: intentional walks, there's a chance at a wild pitch/somehow a baserunner advancing during those 4 throws. Minimal, I know, but there's still a chance...

The only thing missing from this was a guy in Sperry’s running through with arms in full “wind mill” mode.

The worst part is he never offered a correction—even after he saw Tebow play.

My favorite part is when he tells them “fuck you” but then admits they have a valid point by saying he'll work on his form...

As bad as this is makes Biebs look, someone had to actually take his phone and record it...

Looks like Weber is going to get....grilled.

May 3rd: A Cruz admits defeat to an upper-decker

I swear they cut out a half second before showing her take off on a moped.

Godspeed, man.

What's Walter the WASP doing court side at a Hornets game?