Listen, NFL—

Ha, thanks!

My wife is from here, I’m from Milwaukee, so I’ve adopted the Wild as my NHL team. I woke up this morning to her telling me they were booed off the ice after making the playoffs.

Verlander wasn't phased in the least—he's used to big knockers

I mean, I *kind of* understand it. If I paid a crap ton of money to watch a game, I wouldn't want to sit next to Marlins Man either...

At least you've got an open mind about it

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I feel it necessary to request Deadspin implement an autograph seeking flowchart in accordance with the Foul Ball flow chart.

After his celebration with the goal post last season I think he’s just confirming everything’s all right...

He was just trying to tap him on the shoulder...

That’s really surprising actually.

Except the threat of her reaching the additional firearms in the police cruiser could have put them, and anyone in the vicinity in immediate danger.

I am sincerely disappointed you have moved away from using Comic Sans...

Hey-Happy Birthday!

I was fine until you pointed out he signed that deal in 2007.

Wyoming’s is Mugsy Bogues? For real?

Counterpoint—JV football was awesome for a scrub like me. There were two other players in my grade substantially better at both TE and DE so I played down as a junior. I played every snap on Thursdays and then garbage time Friday nights. We had young coaches at JV so we were able to run trick plays/obscure defensive…

I don't know much about Davis but these claims certainly make me raise an eyebrow

Not going to lie, I have no idea how the grey/un-grey works...

Went to a Sox-Twins game two years ago. His 1st and 3rd at bats were HRs that hit the upper deck railing literally 7' apart from one another. His 2nd AB was a stand up double.