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True to form, the system was definitely hacked The Right Way

At first I figured it was a bout with Skyline Chilli, but turns out the Reds were the visitors

Without looking at his stats, I’m inclined to think its not uncommon for Yoenis to get the runs

Rachel Dolezal even admitted she identifies as a hockey fan

On the 18th green we decided we would all take our normal tee shots and then hit a Happy Gilmore shot

How is this surprising? LeBron has been telling Blatt to get fucked the entire season

I’m pretty sure Ford Field has ‘2011Playoffs’ banners...

@KellenWinslowJr you wish you were as good as your dad. Have you been to TARGET lately?

Reminds of the 40-50 yr old at the rec who shows up each week for a couple hours then just finds his stroke for a game and a half until his knee starts acting up

“Those skis yours?”

When I was 12 my dad took me and my 10 year old brother to a course by our cabin in BFE rural Illinois for a midweek round. My dad is frugal, so he got one cart for the three of us to ride on. At the 13th hole the ranger comes out and starts shouting (literally) at my dad about three bags on a cart (most of the round

But those photogs won't publish that selfie of you and your bae you intend to use for your profile pic for the next 43 hours...

As bad as that was, the lady saying, “ Yup that’s right—protect your mother.” was the worst part of the video.

The same terror Walker and Texas Ranger felt when they threw Chip’s war medals off a bridge

That’s a deer, bro.

I’d agree, but I don’t see Gronk trading his keys to his party bus for a sedan

I doubt this will matter down the stretch

“A 2007 email between supposed-to-be-resigningFIFA president Sepp Blatter and then-South African president...”

Wawrinka was jovial after the match, but Novak didn't want to make a Djokovic

Reminds me of a book my sister just got for my nephew: