That last one isn't even creative. It's a screen grab from a 98 Degrees music video

But it was more of a “chest forward butt out three pats on the back” hug girls who are acquaintances but not friends give each other, not the “handshake turned bro hug” Goodell doles out to draft picks Thursday night.

And this whole time I was pretty secure with my pick of Jerry Jones in the “Next Owner to go Al Davis Batshit Crazy” pool.

Guess how long I've had THIS burner on Kinja...

Only if Bill Simmons somehow appeared in it

But really, with their lack of musical programming in the past decade, do any of us know what MTV is?

Looks like Mane is pretty good with his pedi

Considering she's a) the breadwinner and b) likely more famous on a global level, I doubt she is concerned with whatever little hobby her trophy husband does in his spare time

Man Justin Beiber is a lot more tan than in the paparazzi pictures.

In related news, kudos to the first OBGYN to trademark the nickname “The Deflator”

It's almost 10 years old but the doc Maxed Out does a good job of profiling these creeps. Last I checked they have it on Netflix

Khalif must think he's Allouette and A Bag of Potato Chips

Some of the legit ones are just poorly run and go belly up. Check out Hard Charge on Googke.

You misspelled “Crossfit”

It’s not uncommon for “legit” obstacle/fun runs to close up shop overnight. Organizers underestimated the involvement, insurance, or capital required to operate a full run series. Hard Charge is one of the more recent examples.

As silly as the Packers selling ‘stock’ to fund stadium upgrades, the gofundme campaign for the Patriots is just about the stupidest thing I’ve heard fans do to ‘support’ their team

I was referring to the role of the suspect not the act. The ball boys are in a similar rank to the trainer/coach

But really no team nor player has endured a hardship like the Pats and Brady the past decade...

I'm amazed no one (to my knowledge) has drawn a comparison of these guys to the NYJ Coach who tripped a special teams gunner 4-5 years ago. I get the text messages are pretty damning, but still...

Folklore maintains they were named after the year America found its independence, but sources within the organization maintain 76 represents the number of wins they hope to achieve over a 4 year span