Anyone else remember the Drew Carey episode where they try to sneak into a Browns game via Trojan Horse-ing a flatbed of Porta-Johns?

That might be something a urologist could help with...

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

We were in my parents room and they thought one us farted, kicked us all out. Started threatening with grounding, no TV etc.

And I’m someone who LOVES the Masters. I know—I'm a terrible person.

This is really out of the ordinary activity for a group of people whose main venue doesn't really allow women (or blacks) to play

At least the fans who ARE there can look at the Jumbotron for all those great plays the Cubs won't be making

Im guessing at approx 3:35EST Sage will have a post of her kids with a black eye from the bully who takes their lunches

My Grandma made a tradition of taking me and my siblings to McD's to plot a marathon of April Fool's hijinks at our relatives houses. Saran Wrapped toilet seats, Vaseline on door handles, a slice of Limburger on the lamp bulbs (that was her best one), TP the bushes—yup, I was 7 when my GMa taught me how to TP—it was…

What a Big Baby

Not sure why he blocked out the name—we all know who wrote it:

Jenkins has got to be the first girlfriend in history to not only get rid of a box from her boyfriends house without looking in it at his request, but also not ask a single question about it.

Still not the most annoying Simms to comment on live athletic events.

He'd preferred this was a bit closer to the draft but it still helped him jump up a few spots on the Cowboys draft board

We are especially concerned about how this legislation could affect our *student athletes and employees.*

Holy shit you're right

Wouldn't the Italian version be "Single and Still Livin' wit Ma'"?

Mike #2: Oh yeah, almost forgot: what's the latest with his hairline?

The only thing missing was the characters voices by Robin Williams and Steve from Full House

This view is much steadier than the one from the ND Tower cam