"This new shade of orange matches the hue of the jumpsuit our owner will sport following court proceedings."

Dude, he needs to get back to work at the Photo Hut...

Tom's secret keeping > Harden's defensive effort

If intentionally missing free throws is a fine-able offense, Shaq better hope it isn't retroactive.

I feel like this may be a good time to link this article:

I'd say it's time for AP to switch his agent

When did Kevin Hart go to Australia?

+1 cut scrotum

If anyone should know not to disrespect the Baseball Gods it's a guy named Gregg...

Second fight in as many days...

ESPECIALLY Sam Bowie

You can hear Skip Bayless if you listen close enough...

They could just move the Seahawks to the AFC.

I'm not sure the Rams wouldn't mind playing the Chiefs, Broncos and Chargers/Raiders instead of their current division rivals...

Two days later, we find out the Chargers are in bed in Los Angeles with a silver and black whore.

Am I correctly seeing the Reds swag includes Ken Griffey Jr.?...

I'm not sure what's more shocking—the fact that a 34 year old can find work as a stripper in Vegas or the fact Sapp had $600 cash.

I could be mistaken but I'm pretty sure he has already?

So is Tarkanian actually dead or is Danny Ocean pulling off a stunt with 13 buddies?

This was fantastic. Thank you.