In defense of Dolan, Bierman and Berman are EXTREMELY similar names...

"led a specialist about the melting point of steel"

The whole campaign, from Eli's goofy face to professional actors getting 'emotional' when trying to talk about it, all seemed...fake. The kicker was when they had the cast from SVU on there. "Hey, I get paid to act to deal with this day-in-day-out, but for this 3 second clip I can't compose myself."

If 40-something me looks like 20-something me, I'll be fucking ecstatic.

Colin Cowherd would like you to know they are HARD WORKING self important jackanapes

What a great post.

To make up for it, Pete Carroll's mom told him to call a pass.

There's no word from Key on how he feels about being excluded from the interview with Peel

I made it 10 to incorporate the SB every fan maintains they were cheated out of

Unlike the dude holding the Bud Light, turns out this cop wasn't "Up for anything"

Tommy John surgery isn't that big of a deal so long as the person getting it's career doesn't depend on being able to throw a slider.

Gronk's spirits were high until he saw, and realized he missed, the Bud Light Pac Man Ad.

• Most career passes with 247

Johnny U has to be up there

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

Darrell Bevel was the OC for Favre across his body in New Orleans AND tonight's game. Let that sink in...

as opposed to a concussion protocol bench?

And ended up settling for the Deadspin super bowl ad

The physics of bottomless pits are never spelled out. How is one built? Where does the stuff go? Why don't bottomless pits have guard rails?

He would have asked "What's your favorite color?" But that's just getting WAY too personal.