Imagine having the cop who pulled you over for DUI offering to race you back to your house so you can sober up.

That’s what it’s like to chew 5 gum.

VOLCANO ALL THE THINGS.

And Volcano Nachos while you’re at it.

Dear Taco Bell,

Kneeling at a sporting event reminds me of a newspaper cartoon where a woman is walking by a bum who is asking for money, instead of giving him money she runs to gather her friends around a table and they “bring awareness to homelessness”. This being an empty gesture that makes them feel like they “did something” with…

Good!

+1. I work in real estate in New York City.

So I guess you are the one that decides none of the blue collar workers / trades people making boats, expensive cars, planes should have jobs anymore because you think no one should be able to afford these things? Nice of you. Would love to hear your economic plan. 

Wow. And here is a list of everything I bought for this Chinese New Year:

Wow. And here is a list of everything I bought for this Chinese New Year:

The other side - there are a lot of ship workers who are glad this guy is spending his money on their jobs and the city is generally happy for the tax revenue they will get as a result.

Seems like the solution would be not to build the Bugatti somewhere where it can’t get out due to the roof. 

Don’t raise the bridge, lower the river.

Strange, I was told that this administration would only be taxing the rich, but now they want PayPal to narc on my side hustle so they can collect $60 extra per year from me.

The only reason to eat fried chicken is to eat fried chicken skin. Until they can make fake chicken skin outta plants, no deal. 

Go on YouTube and watch road rage dashcam videos. There’s a channel called Fury Road that has a lot of them.

This is one of the most honest, entertaining and realistic food reviews I’ve read here in a long time.  And I totally wanted to know how the cats reacted, thank you.  They are motivated only by instinct and aren’t subject to ads or virtues, so their opinion actually added to the article.  Plus, y’know... cats.

So...going to the Atlas Obscura page, it’s not a Big Mac in the photo. It’s wrapper clearly says ‘Cheeseburger’ on it (though other sources say it’s really a hamburger)

Bring back the Double Down

Found cybernetic ghost’s car