As you very likely had spoiled for you—unless you were able to catch the 9:30 a.m. CT screening in Montgomery, Alabama

Yeah, but it’s DuVernay so get ready for a Granny Goodness as portrayed by Oprah.  Which I say hell yes to.

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

This calls for a celebratory veggie tray!

One of my favorite episodes of Justice League Unlimited was the one where Flash teams up with Mister Miracle and Big Barda, and calls Big Barda “Big Bertha.”

It’s definitely a fine show, but I was caught so totally off-guard by the hot dog suit lookalike that I almost choked. It was an utterly perfect comic moment.

two more and it’s a metafour

Somehow it’s so much worse then I ever imagined.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

So everyone brought back is 5 years younger than the Leftovers? Did half of Peter Parker’s high school class already or nearly finish college, and he’s still a junior?

Everyone seems to value long names much more than myself. Surrender Nada is so crisp and tight of a moniker, anyone can make up a long dumb name. 

Quicksilver and Beast are still in their late-20s?

This looks quite poor.

Gooch-Fant is still in it - don’t lose the faith. 

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

Anyone beating Jizyah Shorts would be a huge upset but I would be completely okay with Bear Spiker v Pope Thrower.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

I did, but only because I wanted to.

It’s a travesty he’s up against Truman Peyote, which is also an incredible name.

Seriously? A season and a half? Why isn’t it a lifetime ban?