There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

Yeah! Don’t they know they’re supposed to write reviews specifically with halloweenjack’s tastes in mind?!

$10 per day, per person?!?

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

Hooking up with much younger women is just what vampires do!

I’d wish for someone you know and love to commit suicide to give you a shred of perspective, but I’m not a piece of shit like you.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

>they should have made this Iron Man 3, gotten rid of Iron Man 3

Why would they get rid of the best MCU film.

Yeah, standard “I’d love to be wrong” caveat here, but I think this is gonna be some Capone’s vault shit

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

Terrible how all these women keep ruining men's careers. 

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

No, I really hate their fans. 

I agree that the characters change so frequently in the comics that big screen variations should get less ire.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).