I’m sorry but the car you just described is the new Grand Wagoneer. This car is pure sex on wheels.

Couple of notes...

Yup this is the poster child for worthless but desirable.

I want this. It’s not even worth the plane ticket I’d have to pay to go get it or gas money to drive it home (if that’s even possible). But i want it. 

I know prices are insane on these right now, but seriously?

Helps to read the entire writeup before voting. Just based on price and age in the headline, I was ready to tickle the CRACK button. But after reading it through and looking at the photos, I’d definitely go with Nice Price!

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

“Meat contamination,” indeed.

“Olympic Boxer Accused of Doping Was Just Guilty of Rawdoggin It...”

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

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Man, that’s a good looking Crack Pipe!

I love the look of this truck. Perfect combination of color and wheels. This looks to be very well done.

I refer to her as “William Eilish” to my daughters and always say it in a heavy...heavy Scottish accent. They hate it. I love it. 

What a wonderful vehicle. Not that I’m biased...

That garage is one Harley short of the ultimate Boomer trifecta.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

I think the development of both us better for us. Sweet tech is being developed and the demand for pure EVs is huge.

Just for the record.... THIS is the direction the industry should be headed.