How is the Facetime call initiated without a phone call?

@Alex Kaloostian: The solution is to make our space ships out of wood.

It would appear this is a win for the iPhone 4's flash. At least it looks a lot like a photo taken on the 4, it could just be help from the friendly officer's flashlight.

@MrBrownSound: Bad idea, since he died last year.

I'm amused that the noise level of the bag is actually a factor in some people's buying decision. It's such an infrequent activity. Sorry, Fatso, you're not going to be able to snarf down chips all day without people knowing.

Looks nice. But people would show up...more people would show up...all the annoying people would start packing themselves into a tiny space while all the considerate people leave...soon it would become too crowded and dirty to maintain and then it would be shut down to crumble like everything else.

@Stubtify: Correct, and it actually costs the manufacturer waaaay less to fix most devices. Probably an order of magnitude less than they'd charge you to fix it. And then they sell the device again as "refurbished" for up to 70 or 80 percent of retail. Warranties are pretty great deal for everyone involved. It costs…

@Jeff1741: It's not like Gizmodo stirred up some homegrown vitriol, Consumer Reports made this announcement today. You want Gizmodo to completely ignore high profile news about one of the hottest gadgets of the year?

@Turkieshooter: Pretty sure that electromagnetic containment was just our substitute for a star's gravitational containment.

One more restriction:

@Nat3: The dog survived with a limp.

@webdevmike: Still, it's not a metaphor that Steve Jobs will really understand. How about this:

If the phone has metal terminals in contact with the user's hand, and it may change behavior based on the moisture of the hand...could we theorize that if someone's calls are dropping a lot, they may be lying? iPhone 4, the only phone that keeps people honest!