That’s like winning a sprint race against the members of Curves gym. That movie was awful.

I just got a little sweaty over that thought.

Goose? What’re you doing here? Bruce Harper has emojis on his bat! Get on it!

This take is so hot I’m gonna fry cheese on it.

Mets players as well, as it was rumored Cespedes pulled up to the facility in a fallic shaped car.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

Damn, even my mom said “that’s fucked up."

I mean how can you not agree with steph? He’s gonna be going to the super bowl the next day, they’re coming home after a 3 game trip, and it’s at oracle.

Doubt it. Lakers are a head coach, ownership group, and actual players away from competing.

Don’t be so mad man, the Warriors play today.