macdilshad
Mac Dilshad
macdilshad
Sep 1 2015
1

*yawn* Watch me not give one single, solitary fuck about your pweshus fee-fees.

Sep 1 2015
1

“By the way, the answer to the question was no, customers do not deserve to be burned, and even if you think they do, don’t do it.” Read more

Sep 1 2015
5

Lack of eye contact? WTF? Did you miss the stuff about all the loud threats the customer made to the server?

Sep 1 2015
3

Go fuck yourself. And I’m LOLing the fuck out at all your aggrieved comments.

Sep 1 2015
1

Have *you* ever swallowed a dude’s load? Yes it is completely different, especially for people with sensitive gag reflexes. I’m not one of those, but I can understand. Plus 9/10 oral is foreplay for me/not the main event so it’s just for fluffing, everyone wins imo.

Sep 1 2015
8

You’re in luck! Cleanses don’t actually do anything useful. Go eat something nice, guilt-free.

Sep 1 2015
3

IK,R? Every time I see that tagline, I’m intrigued as to what horror stories we’re missing out on.

Sep 1 2015
3

Starred for the term ‘malicious compliance’. (The name my grandmother taught me for that was ‘white mutiny’.)

Sep 1 2015
2

People are stupid monkeys. They do the same with things that a sign saying “wet paint”.

Sep 1 2015
1

Yup, there are entire sections that I had to go over more than once because of editing crap.

Sep 1 2015
2

All the idiots whining about the hot plate are actually worse than the Hot Plate Lady, because at least she learnt her lesson.

Sep 1 2015
1

You broke him, you bought him. Keep Pam Anderson and Ted Cruz while you’re at it.