Mac Dilshad
macdilshad
Sep 1 2015
8

You’re in luck! Cleanses don’t actually do anything useful. Go eat something nice, guilt-free.

Sep 1 2015
3

IK,R? Every time I see that tagline, I’m intrigued as to what horror stories we’re missing out on.

Sep 1 2015
3

Starred for the term ‘malicious compliance’. (The name my grandmother taught me for that was ‘white mutiny’.)

Sep 1 2015
2

People are stupid monkeys. They do the same with things that a sign saying “wet paint”.

Sep 1 2015
1

Yup, there are entire sections that I had to go over more than once because of editing crap.

Sep 1 2015
2

All the idiots whining about the hot plate are actually worse than the Hot Plate Lady, because at least she learnt her lesson.

Sep 1 2015
1

You broke him, you bought him. Keep Pam Anderson and Ted Cruz while you’re at it.

Sep 1 2015
2

Oh what good news! I’m very happy for you!