Oh wow, that sounds terrible. Hopefully their future ones will be better.

*yawn* Watch me not give one single, solitary fuck about your pweshus fee-fees.

“By the way, the answer to the question was no, customers do not deserve to be burned, and even if you think they do, don’t do it.”

Lack of eye contact? WTF? Did you miss the stuff about all the loud threats the customer made to the server?

Go fuck yourself. And I’m LOLing the fuck out at all your aggrieved comments.

NO! ONLY ONE MAN MAY CARRY THAT PHONE:

Have *you* ever swallowed a dude’s load? Yes it is completely different, especially for people with sensitive gag reflexes. I’m not one of those, but I can understand. Plus 9/10 oral is foreplay for me/not the main event so it’s just for fluffing, everyone wins imo.

You’re in luck! Cleanses don’t actually do anything useful. Go eat something nice, guilt-free.

IK,R? Every time I see that tagline, I’m intrigued as to what horror stories we’re missing out on.

That’s okay, you won’t be missed.

Starred for the term ‘malicious compliance’. (The name my grandmother taught me for that was ‘white mutiny’.)

People are stupid monkeys. They do the same with things that a sign saying “wet paint”.

Yup, there are entire sections that I had to go over more than once because of editing crap.

Sounds like Finn Balor’s entrance theme

You have never worked in the business.

All the idiots whining about the hot plate are actually worse than the Hot Plate Lady, because at least she learnt her lesson.

You broke him, you bought him. Keep Pam Anderson and Ted Cruz while you’re at it.

“but destruction of property is a bit overkill.”

I think he's practising.

So it’s inexcusable to generalise about midwesterners, but 100% okay to generalise about NYC people?