Mac Dilshad
macdilshad
9/1/15
2:14 AM
8

You’re in luck! Cleanses don’t actually do anything useful. Go eat something nice, guilt-free.

9/1/15
2:13 AM
3

IK,R? Every time I see that tagline, I’m intrigued as to what horror stories we’re missing out on.

9/1/15
2:09 AM
3

Starred for the term ‘malicious compliance’. (The name my grandmother taught me for that was ‘white mutiny’.)

9/1/15
2:02 AM
2

People are stupid monkeys. They do the same with things that a sign saying “wet paint”.

9/1/15
2:00 AM
1

Yup, there are entire sections that I had to go over more than once because of editing crap.

9/1/15
1:50 AM
2

All the idiots whining about the hot plate are actually worse than the Hot Plate Lady, because at least she learnt her lesson.

9/1/15
1:44 AM
1

You broke him, you bought him. Keep Pam Anderson and Ted Cruz while you’re at it.

9/1/15
1:37 AM
2

Oh what good news! I’m very happy for you!