Here's a fun one:

Seriously, they successfully splice goat and spider DNA, and that's the best they could do? I want to see an eight-legged goat.

I think that may be an Apple patent.

I have that one Dream Machine with the big-ass green numbers (with the CD player). It's awesome. It's amazing how hard it is to find a really good alarm clock these days. It took me months of researching, reading reviews, trying different brands/models (I actually paid for and tried out about a dozen clocks), and…

Not "Clones". "Tributes"

You mean you want an indicator to be let you know when to let your guard down? I'm seeing a flaw in your theory.

Adopted LastPass about a week ago, and it's great so far!

Sometimes, I scare myself.

I guess this will be our generations' style of Baby Booming.

...or have them reproduce themselves.

What's the resale value on these babies? Maybe we can get our money back.

"Sir Ive didn't sit in his plush little Apple office, slaving over a drawing board for you to wrap it in an awful faux leather folio case that you found on Amazon for $20."

I guess that's better than "what".

They need to buy Hostess. The world cannot go on without Twinkies.

It's fine to look at it from a purely musical stand-point, but then again most music today sucks, anyway.

My first impression is that they put way more thought into it's visual look than the practical use of this.

They should all just implement GMail's spam filter and be done with it. Ever since I signed up with GMail 3 (4?) years ago, I've received maybe a dozen spam emails, which I in turn flagged. My old email (which was used to create my first gmail address) used to receive dozens PER DAY. It's a great system.

ESPECIALLY, when the AV in question is Norton...

AVG used to be light-weight. But over the years, I've noticed they've become as bloated as Norton.

All of this just makes me more paranoid that the ones that are being brought to our attention might be the decoys to over-shadow the really bad ones...