Dad, I want to decimate all when I grow up. How do I go about that?

No one thinks that watching a how-to video is the way to becoming an expert.

“Ghosn is actually kind of bummed Nissan didn’t get all the good shit that FCA has to offer, like, uh, the Dodge Journey.”

Yep.  I really wish Raph would stop covering the Ghosn stuff because it’s clear it’s not something he’s capable of covering objectively for whatever reason.  “I’m going to die in prison” and “I should have taken that other job that I turned down” are not only reasonable but logically correct positions for someone who…

“Get it so Americans don’t need a car at all.”

Imagine buying an old Acura for more than a Used GT-R. Don’t do drugs, kids. It’s bad.

Looks like an Acura owner. Catch them at the local coffee and cars?

Good God, aren’t we done with black wheels yet?!

Infiniti has fallen so far from the company that brought us the G35 Coupe in 2003. That car was beautiful, well-built, stylish enough to turn heads yet comfortable and practical enough to be a daily driver, with better reliability, lower maintenance costs, and a lower price than a 3 series BMW. The G37 Coupe that…

Tavarish’s content is all clickbait trash.  

Scary Movie doesn’t belong because it’s actually funny thanks to Wayans.

Was anyone supposed to take the F&F franchise seriously to begin with?

Also, stop wasting time blocking out license plates, you paranoid morons.

Nobody is going to look at your $1500 POS and suddenly decide to look up your plate, track you down, murder you, and steal your equally worthless belongings.

“Its a 1991 so should not explode in my face.”

Electrical systems on Mercedes of that vintage are dodgy enough on their own, but add in flood damage?

I love finding the gap, putting on my signal, having someone try to close the door, and just going over anyways in my beat-to shit work truck. Hey buddy, it wasn’t a request, it was a warning.

Neutral - Not sure design trends count as fads, but it drives me nuts: fake exhaust tips.

I mock them equally