Functional maybe, but it sure looks GM cheap.

Literally made for this thread. You have a bunch of fairly solid digital ones the last few years but this and the E46 sedan cluster are things of analog beauty. I am in love.

The Bro-Dozer truck and it’s related spawn ($60k Jeeps that don’t go offroad, FUVs that are somehow terrible on every terrain, the new Jeep truck, etc.) are not about utility, they are about image.

Seek help. Now.

I’m so amazed that those wheels made it through all the levels of approval necessary to make it to production. That’s just....it’s mind boggling.

No, it doesn’t.

Sporty from the perspective of a whale sized crossover, maybe. But only in that perspective. It’s too big, too tall, too heavy, too comfy (non-communicative) and too automatic to actually be sporty.

Everybody laughs at people who “fix up” their land barge X5. This is coming from a guy whose wife drives a 2017 X5. I saw one just like my wife’s with an M Performance decal on the rocker panels. I couldn’t help but laugh at this attempt to make a baby-carrier into a “performance” vehicle. 

The X5 buyer demographic is celebrating the news that they can now look even sportier-er!

But will it handle mall duty and a once yearly trip to Home Depot?

MY ALL MORONS!

Because everyone on Jalopnik is just dying to read a column about a boring, reliable Honda.

Union guy named tony comes out of the bushes and files a grievance with your kneecaps.

People always bring this up, but I have no idea how people have a hard time seeing tail light turn signals.

These people... Ugh...

They can pry my glorious N54 straight-six out of my cold dead hands, after I mistake the accelerator for the brake and plow through a Walgreens storefront at 11 in the morning.

‘It’s better looking’

Definitely not as high on the list, but still annoying: People who remove the badges all together. Some people do it because they simply want the clean lines without writing on the back. Ok, that's fine. But there's definitely some people who do it just to remove the shame that is the lower tier car they have.

Surprising to hear that 2013 was their best year since 2007, but not really when you remember that 2008-2012 was the worst recession in recent history. '13 was an up year for just about everybody.

Audi doesn't push mini-elite soccer mom SUV's as hard as Acura...