It says Soccer Milf in Sanskrit

Don’t take it personal. But he did come off as a douche sometimes. Maybe he’s cool, one one one.

I’d buy it if it came with a Pilot badge

Cause you can’t wash the Kia badge off

It’s “more probable than not” TB is ‘generally aware’ this is hogwash.

My memory of this vehicle was it was the choice van to steal and lead the cops on a high speed chase. There are probably at least a dozen 100+mph chases in these.

True. I drove a Caliber rental car once. Everything on the interior was plastic. It was like a knock-off Tupperware body on wheels.

I wasn’t expecting to read a Dad joke on this one, but take your stars and gloat

He used to shill mufflers. No joke.

I may have set up a bank account for a prince to import.that rice... oops.

HomeStars for “Lappy.”

Oh, no, they dit-un’!

Out of context, this quote is from a Democrat advocating racism.

I keep forgetting that the election laws are different based on which party you are affiliated with... oh, wait the rules were the same for both sides this time around, go figure.

I always loved the fine print on those civics. 197 hp, but at 97million rpm and 3 ftlb of torque

I like to think that Junior “Zinardi’ed” his brain.

I think this is a story from an Ashton Kutcher movie. May Bernie Mac Rest In Peace.

David, you’ve done done it again! I’ll take three of them in black.

Yes, if it gives good lumbar support

Based on her tramp stamp, I’m thinking she’s okay with guns, hookers and blackjack.