It says Soccer Milf in Sanskrit

Don’t take it personal. But he did come off as a douche sometimes. Maybe he’s cool, one one one.

I’d buy it if it came with a Pilot badge

Cause you can’t wash the Kia badge off

It’s “more probable than not” TB is ‘generally aware’ this is hogwash.

My memory of this vehicle was it was the choice van to steal and lead the cops on a high speed chase. There are probably at least a dozen 100+mph chases in these.

True. I drove a Caliber rental car once. Everything on the interior was plastic. It was like a knock-off Tupperware body on wheels.

I wasn’t expecting to read a Dad joke on this one, but take your stars and gloat

HomeStars for “Lappy.”

Oh, no, they dit-un’!

I always loved the fine print on those civics. 197 hp, but at 97million rpm and 3 ftlb of torque

I like to think that Junior “Zinardi’ed” his brain.

I think this is a story from an Ashton Kutcher movie. May Bernie Mac Rest In Peace.

David, you’ve done done it again! I’ll take three of them in black.

Yes, if it gives good lumbar support

Based on her tramp stamp, I’m thinking she’s okay with guns, hookers and blackjack.

Still a chick car, but it looks like fun.

What’s the over/under on months until Doug sells a Viper to Tavarish?

I’m glad to hear you don’t care what other people think. But then again, they are stupid for not thinking the same way you do.

Judge other people much?