‘Merica.

I’m betting she was just trying to park the thing

ugh, who designed that garbage, Mary Todd?

TLDR.

Something something, I’d like to check the weight of her airbags

Think of all the tremendous love you could make on that interior!

My dad had a two door blazer. He said four doors were for people who wanted kids.

Nobody lays pipe better than these guys.

The only rule is the zip code rule, amirite?

Were they driving to or from a Cars and Coffee?

Back in high school, one skank drove an E36, got knocked up senior year. I only think about teen pregnancy when I see one now.

Is the white car a Sentra?

Wow, 1300 people who wished they had bought any other brand of truck. Kind of sad.

Yes! Take that, Bitterman!

Something, something, I’d ping her arctic sea floor.

They still give you two sets of keys when you buy a car.

You should have bought an Audi. Oh! Score one for Stuttgart!

I lit an e-cig off my washer fluid the other day.

All my credit problems are over because I won the lottery in Australia. I’ve got 40million pesos on the way. All I had to do was open a joint banking account with $2500. Easy-peasy.

Ah, okay, I see what you did there with the title. People in mustangs drive like idiots.