Something something, I’d like to check the weight of her airbags

Think of all the tremendous love you could make on that interior!

My dad had a two door blazer. He said four doors were for people who wanted kids.

Nobody lays pipe better than these guys.

The only rule is the zip code rule, amirite?

Were they driving to or from a Cars and Coffee?

Back in high school, one skank drove an E36, got knocked up senior year. I only think about teen pregnancy when I see one now.

Is the white car a Sentra?

Wow, 1300 people who wished they had bought any other brand of truck. Kind of sad.

Yes! Take that, Bitterman!

They still give you two sets of keys when you buy a car.

You should have bought an Audi. Oh! Score one for Stuttgart!

I lit an e-cig off my washer fluid the other day.

All my credit problems are over because I won the lottery in Australia. I’ve got 40million pesos on the way. All I had to do was open a joint banking account with $2500. Easy-peasy.

Ah, okay, I see what you did there with the title. People in mustangs drive like idiots.

How can such an annoying company sell so few cars?

Brawn is a magician. He turned that dog turd Jenson Button into a champion, amirite?

Looks like she needs a sandwich to me.

Where are the ‘$41M on paper is $34M in real world scenario’ jokes?

I thought the bad news was that it was going to come in a wagon... *runs and hides under a bean bag chair*