My pants moved the first time I watched that.

I propose building a wall to keep the wasps in, and make the New Mexicans pay for it.

Three cars, huh? That’s two less than an Asian woman in a parking lot, amirite?

I live my life, dragging a pedestrian, one quarter mile at a time.

No, no, no. He should have gotten women to buy him various Allroads, five doors and wagons. Idiot.

Not having the front fascia coming up to meet the hood, to the inside of the headlamps, is a beautiful design. More of that, less of the enormous splitter and NFS spoilers.

I think it was a furby

Zanardi would know, because he is autonomous from the waste down now... sorry, too soon?

What is it about driving for Penske that turns drivers to complete d-bags?

Stef, hands down the best suggestion. *mic drop

I thought it said ‘dead whores edition’ tell me I’m not alone

I was really hoping he would say it didn’t come from the factory as a targa. Just need a circular saw, demo blade and an afternoon.

Side swiping a crowd at Cars and Coffee > Hatchbacks, Tea and Scrumpets

That disgusting grill tho’

Pontiac Solstice anyone?

TrueCar says I can save $100 if I’m a GEICO customer. Guess who’s about to save 15% on their insurance...

Prediction: ex-NFL RB carves up a couple of people, doesn’t get away with it because, what pro-athlet drives a Ford? And don’t expect me to believe Tom Brady drives Giselle to dinner in a Dodge Dart.

now I’ve got a new reason to pitch my Cayenne into a median, thanks.

My wife said, “He needs to buy a better sports bra. Nice moobs though.”