The whole premise of the show was that in the 20th century an old family is burdened/saved by having a Manchester solicitor become the sole heir. That was the most exciting and fruitful source of tension in the show! Now it's just gratuitous rapes and Bates turning out to be the murderer we all knew he was the whole…

I have a theory of Jay and Bey's relationship (even though I have never met them and have no actual knowledge of their relationship. Frankly, though, I would love to be in Bey's circle of girlfriends. That being said

"bitches be crazy" aahhh yes ok was pretty sure you'd reveal yourself eventually

We're never going to be able to have nice things, are we?

Did anyone really need to see the picture menu of the African American woman and the white woman standing below their respective signs?

What do you mean 50 years ago?

I was sold at the mattress with no sheets or bedding. You know your roommate is a psycho when they sleep on a dirty, bare mattress and there are no pillows or blankets in sight. Dead giveaway every.fucking.time.

To say nothing of the dog crate without any dog-friendly access or the half used enema (silently screaming…

That is exactly what a dude who does this kind of thing looks like. I'm just surprised he went on TV without wearing a pair of wrap-around Oakley's.

But on the plus side, I like her hair and she's got pretty eyes.

What a precious rosebud he is.

She never heard about it because phones hadn't been invented yet. Those pesky phones, making all those whippersnappers walk into poles.

Sanctimonious bitch is too busy being sanctimonious to listen.

I am talking about the mirrors you get that you put in the back seat. For example, here's one that I don't recommend http://www.amazon.com/4U2C-Rear-Faci… . If you get one, you want one that is flexible, soft, and that you're comfortable throwing at your child's head, because in a crash it will likely detach and will…

It's happening more now because people used to put car seats in the front seats, and now they're putting them in the back seat, often facing the rear of the car due to new safety guidelines. It's not carelessness, it's not evil, it's not irresponsibility; it's just a quirk in our brain that let's us fall into routine…

Two decades ago, kids could sit in the front seat because there were no airbags. Now, kids sit in the rear where they can't be seen. Here's my young lady rant: quit the knee-jerk reaction you have to blame my generation for a problems yours would have had too. And quit taking a chunk of my paycheck, while you're at…

#notalljuggalos

Your move.

Christ, is that festering carbuncle still at it? If this is what passes for amusement over summer break, this kid needs year-round military school.

Well you do have really amazing shoulders.

A load of sexist horseshit. Because they don't do this shit to boys ever.