You didn't just "share the news", stop underselling what you actually said. You admit you're not qualified, but you still felt it prudent that you tell women not to trust their doctors, having zero medical education or qualification, yourself. You admit you're not qualified, and yet you tell women that it's "not good…

Keep believing you're qualified and well-educated because you read some stuff on the internet!

Fuck off. You aren't qualified to be doling out this advice, and your "friend" probably isn't, either. You are actively ruining everything for everyone.

Starring Gwen Stefani, because obviously. I'd prepare the suicide punch in advance.

So many dreams would be coming true that I would literally run out of them. Please, please let this happen.

My god, this woman dances like the world is ending. I am always just so fucking amazed at her moves.

Lord have mercy.

The cream center is made from various oils and doesn't actually contain dairy — surprise! But I suppose the sugar does leave some mystery, so they may not be suitable for the strictest vegans.

Point in case: Oreos are vegan.

I, for one, am rocking the fuck out of my gizzard over here.

I'd like to cordially invite Maria Kang to kiss right up on my fat ass. If me not hating myself every single minute I remain fat ensures that she is having a miserable time on earth, that's one cause I'm willing to take up for the long haul.

What's better is that these douches wouldn't know chivalry if it galloped over their dumb faces. I'd sign these shits up for knighthood in a second if it meant they could also enjoy a shortened lifespan ended by slowly bleeding out on a rusty sword somewhere in the forest.

Themselves. That is to say, by actively participating in that site, you basically can just go fuck yourself.

If these guys are kings, then I say we give them the ol' Louis XVI and show them what happens when nobody likes their rule.

The signs are all there. The site itself is crying for help.

I just...want to be friends with your eyebrows. They are magnificent.

Obama is a serious PILF. I don't want him to be my dad, then it would just be weird.

Thank you for clarifying, I wish OP would have said this instead...it's awfully hard to guess when people don't communicate why they're pissed. That being said, I acknowledge that I unintentionally used a very poor choice of words together and apologize that I didn't express myself clearly.

Brohammad...Broseph...Broseidon, Abroham, Bromadeus. Take your pick. I have to be honest with you, though, this feels like a bit of a stretch.

Oh man, if only you knew. They're all just like him. I'm not sure how I haven't killed myself yet.