Slow your roll, pal, privilege isn't an on-off switch. There are different forms of privilege that exist on multiple levels. I am privileged because I'm white, but not privileged in the gender arena because I'm a woman. I'm privileged because I have an education, but not socioeconomically because I grew up on food…

No. NOO. Stop. Women's periods don't synch up, put down the pitcher of Kool-Aid. You are not a biologist, so please set down the bullshit before you hurt yourself.

Isn't that kind of a self-fulfilling problem, as well? The video game industry (which I'm more familiar with than clothing) has an issue with saying over and over again "women don't play video games, so we're going to keep putting battle bikinis and giant tits on our sparse female characters to appeal to dudes!!" —…

Abercrombie has already more or less stated that fat people ruin their image. So, you know, sometimes they do.

Is that cost so prohibitive that they can't even consider selling more overpriced yuppie pants to the rest of us lardmonsters? If they cited market research showing that bigger women generally didn't respond well to them and wouldn't buy their products, I'd understand more where they're coming from.

Do they have the rest of their clothes on a sliding scale based on how much time/effort/material went into it? Yeah, I didn't think so. FUCK THESE PEOPLE WITH FIRE.

Yes, I'm sure they bought a bicycle. A rusty old bicycle with a bent front wheel sold to them by a street urchin for mere pennies, because of how poor they are...

Jezebel has been riding the Bynes pony for a very long time, from "lol u so crazy" clips to full-blown meta-media circlejerk of "IS THE MEDIA TAKING ADVANTAGE OF BYNES?", blissfully unaware that you are also the media.

You know that steam cleaning exists, right? And mattress covers.

In total agreement with you here. I read a Gallup poll recently that asked ~2,000 Americans what they thought the most concerning problem in America is right now, and only 5% (A WHOLE FIVE PERCENT) named 'education'. People were more concerned about just about anything else BUT education, which just makes me want to…

I wholeheartedly agree that kids deserve better. I wasn't born to a family that was particularly well-educated or intellectual, but I was fortunate that they were supportive. I devoured books and knowledge to the point where school couldn't keep up — and then conversely, I don't feel I was adequately taught when I hit…

If the current generation doesn't know things they should have mastered in eighth grade, does that mean you did? And if so, doesn't that mean that the education system only recently took a nosedive? I mean, unless you're fucking ancient, which I presume you're not.

Yeah, can we just talk about the special snowflakes out there who think they're just so~ooo~oo unique and rebellious, what with having life-threatening allergies and all? I mean, I can't keep up with the Jason Bobblers or the Molly Sirens the kids are so crazy about, and now they've got their helicopter parents trying…

There will be a second cat meme era in the next decade for all of us who couldn't personally partake thanks to THAT CRUEL AND UNCARING BITCH CALLED NATURE. I hope you're all ready for a lifetime of cat denial to come flooding out.

I was just about to say, Miley Cyrus is shaping up to be the female counterpart to Justin Bieber. Fucking assholes.

Not all BDSM is about coersion, force, pain, or even consenting non-consent (like simulated rape or rape fantasies). It sounds like you don't really know a lot about the subject (correct me if I'm wrong), but have been exposed to it through fiction. I would encourage you to explore the subject at a non-fiction level…

Oh hell no, you did NOT just throw shade at the mother of all Pop-Tart flavors.

Thank you! What's embarrassing is that I just recently realized it's from over 6 months ago. OOPS.

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