I actually feel irrationally embarrassed to shop in the maternity section when I am decidedly Not Pregnant. I think I might just say 'fuck it' and do it anyway because holy crap, THE SHIRTS!!!1111 Besides — it's not like the Pregnant Woman Mafia is gonna come after me for being a poser in their hot fashionzzzz.

YESSSS, MY BRETHREN! I, too, buy the ever-loving shit out of Target tanks. I'm not a huge fan of their camis (too short in the torso UGHHHH my life!), but their long and lean are my jam! When they're on sale, you can bet I'm there snatching them all up for future ass-covering needs.

To be honest, I ditched all conventional wisdom regarding dat ass + skinny jeans — skinnies are about all I own and I don't even give a fuck because I find them really comfortable. Magazines are always like HIDE YOUR BIG ASS/HIPS, GURL, but I'm pretty much done with it. If you want to try skinny jeans without feeling…

Consider your life changed! I have a small corner of the market on tank tops at this point because I never, ever leave home without them. Mine even have a trademark hole towards the bottom hem from where I keep pulling them down! I recommend Target/Walmart for cheap camis and tank tops. I tried higher waisted jeans,…

I actually love those maternity shirts with the ruching on the sides because they are the only thing that flatters me AND gives room for the goods. The first time I tried one on was like wearing a happy sigh in clothing form. I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELS SO MUCH.

Yes! I have a pear-shaped body, so I wear about a medium up top, but I'm wearing XL bottoms, and lord help me if I have to get a dress or any kind of skirt that nips at the waist cause that shit is NOT gonna fit right. Also, will t-shirts ever be made long enough for anyone? If I never needed to wear a tank top under…

Ughhh, that's terrible :( Women's clothes are really infuriating to shop for and tailoring probably isn't cheap. I have similar issues with my waist/hip ratio — jeans just don't fit me right. I've tried different sizes, brands, cuts, fabrics, and none of them seem to be able to demolish the inevitable gap that gives…

I feel for women with bigger boobs — do any clothing designers even understand how to make well-fitted shirts for the well-endowed? I think part of the problem with these policies (besides what's pointed out here) is that clothes are just so fucking shitty if any part of your body is big or shapely.

Oh goodness, thank you for correcting me. Either way, the sweet release of humanity's extinction is something to look forward to.

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HA HA HA YOU DON'T ALTER A NATURALLY-OCCURRING PART OF YOUR BODY TO ARBITRARILY APPEASE SHITBASKETS LIKE ME! YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY THE WORST!

If I ever feel sad or freaked out about the inevitable heat death of the universe, all I have to do is come back and read this post and I will once again be calm and ready for the sun to go supernova and take us all.

THANK YOU. This whole "a bloo bloo we're being punished for becoming invested in a character" is bullshit. Everyone gets invested in some character in a series, just what the hell is an author supposed to do? GoT has been presented FROM THE BEGINNING as a series (both book and show) that does not revolve around one…

Yes, and if you plan to go public and make completely voluntary statements explaining your condition, it might be a good idea to be able to articulate it in an intelligible manner that doesn't make it sound like cunnilingus is the cause of HPV and not a method of transmission. Wait, you're right, that's not really a…

Yes, splitting hairs must be correcting a statement that sounds like cunnlingus is the cause of HPV and not a transmission method. You're right, that's such a tiny, inconsequential difference of meaning. Pretty much the same thing, really.

I am quite aware of this, which is why I mentioned I thought it was poor wording rather than a poor conceptualization of how HPV is transmitted. "Come about", in my opinion, sounds as if HPV emerged from the aether and infected a dude at random during oral sex.

That is why I added that it was poor wording — when I see 'comes about', it makes it sound like dudes get throat cancer from cunnilingus in general.

Brohammad? Broseph? Abroham? Broseidon? Bromadeus? Have I touched on one you prefer yet?

I am well aware of how HPV is transmitted. Which is why I added that it was a poor choice of words — he probably intended to say that HPV is transmitted through oral sex and not that HPV "comes about" from oral sex on women in general.

Would it be splitting hairs to tell you that your grammar is questionable?