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Erotica is a struggle, and I've written at length about it myself to know, but good writers also often do thorough research about the things with which they're not familiar. It wasn't just that the writing was technically abysmal, it was that E.L. James tried a few kinky things out with her husband and then decided to

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Reread their post. They qualified their question well enough to make it clear that what she's wearing is a question of curiosity and not one looking to justify or blame. I'm also morbidly curious because I like to know the full extend of awfulness people portray, for some weird reason I wish I understood.

It is presumed if you read the quotes again.

Gotta be honest, defending Hooters by trashing strippers is pretty shitty.

GET THE PITCHFORKS, BOYS. SHE'S BLOWING OUR COVER! NOBODY MUST EVER KNOW HOW MUCH WE TRULY ENJOY THE WALDORF SALAD.

What kind of beer is it? HODOR HODOR.

I just know I'd wear that sweatshirt and get twice the harassment. Maybe a sweatshirt that said, "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE" would be more effective...?

"Hi, as a spokesperson for Everyone Everywhere, I just want to know why you all don't react to every single situation the exact same way I would! Bitches, amirite?"

Maybe we could also put 'stop stereotyping sex workers as trash' on that list, too.

This is what I was just thinking - other students probably wouldn't give it a second thought, especially because the girls' bathrooms don't come with urinals...which are kind of a weird concept to begin with, if you think about it.